Bereaving Bloody Battles Bodes Badly

When all is well on the western way, the daring don will deem it not so deadly to depart the eastern shores...but will he depart indeed? The slippery slopes of shining seas simmer and slink away at the thought of departure. Therefore I designate this doorway to death condemned, and none shall pass through without the express permission of yours truly. So, dearly departed, I wish you well in your wayfaring throughout the windy and willful walk of the next world.